CRETIN FAMILY                                                                                   
                                                                                                
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I'm not so upset about my horrible self                                                         
But why don't you go upset yourself                                                            C
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Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face                                                     M
What a disgrace man and you know it's true                                                     P
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   Cretin family cretin family cretin family everyone's against me                             E
   Cretin family cretin family cretin family oi oi oi oi                                        
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Don't stare at me it's freakin me out                                                          M
Look what's happening now it's all your fault                                                  O
You can't do nothing absolutely nothing ok                                                     N
Why don't you get a hula hoop and do the cretin hop                                            E
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   Cretin family...                                                                             
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I'm never wrong don't tell me what to do                                                       U
Here's a little curse it's from me to you                                                      I
It's nothing gonna happen nothing ever will                                                    T
You'll be miserable everyday your luck will always be bad                                      A
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Everyone's against me oi oi oi oi                                                              O
Everyone's against me oi oi oi oi                                                              M
Everyone's against me oi oi oi oi                                                              P
Everyone's against me oi oi oi oi                                                              I
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